Sorry I don't have a picture of the first people in line receiving their sheep. Or the little kid who toppled into the razor wire. Or the teenager who punched a soldier in the jaw.
Monday, December 27, 2004
Mosul update
Mea culpa

Office nativity.
"The miraculous apparition of the Holy Family in three randomly placed tape dispensers."
(From Adult Christianity)
Shut up, professor
Jesus' General has a link to an article that you'll just have to read to get the full value. It seems the College Republicans are duping people into donating. Really. I know it's hard to believe. I like the part about telling people to send a flag pin along with their donation so that the president can wear them to Republican Headquarters. I hope they send little bitty ones, or they're not all going to fit anywhere. No. Wait. I think his head is big enough.
Anyway, you must read the fantastic report. I have a hard time feeling sorry for people who wipe out their life savings to donate to anything like a political group - or anything for that matter. Even if it is little old ladies with dementia. I would never personally dupe them into doing so, however.
But what's really funny is that the RNC wants to be distanced from the College Republicans because of their dirty tricks! It's a lie. There is no honor among theives.
What do you expect from the College Republicans? They're Republicans. Let's not expect them to be something else.
The General's post is a good read, too. It's responding to another fantastic claim from a Republican college student. These young 'uns are getting an early start on the New Amerikan way. "Liberal" academic professors are under attack from the righteous right and the Republican party. They're an endangered species. There is no room for independent or progressive thinkers in the New Amerika.

Graphic from Whitehouse.org
Sunday, December 26, 2004
Are you still buying
[...]
"There's some flexibility in approaching this problem," a White House official told the New York Times. "There's a willingness to play with the end result - not changing the numbers, but maybe guaranteeing that a certain number of seats go to Sunni areas even if their candidates did not receive a certain percentage of the vote."
Ah, democratic elections. Don't you just love them?
So much for speculation about how the Bush Administration was going to keep control over the Iraqi government.
[...]
Some Sunnis have called on the US and the Iraqi interim government to postpone the election while security improves - a request that has repeatedly been rejected by the Bush administration.
Instead, US officials have been mixing threats and promises to force the Sunnis to the polling station and on to the ballot papers.
I just can hardly bear to look any more.
Update 8:00 pm:
And not to put too fine a point on it...but, we get the booty.
During a visit here this week, officials of the U.S.-backed administration detailed some of the economic moves planned for Iraq, many of them appearing to give U.S. corporations greater reach into the occupied nation's economy.
[...]
to date all contracts let for "reconstruction" by the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) have gone to U.S. firms, which have then subcontracted some work to foreign companies.
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Washington has installed hundreds of U.S. economic advisors in all Iraqi government ministries, who have a decisive say on most economic decisions. It has also sponsored the bulk of the nation's economic changes, based on a neo-liberal model that emphasises privatisation of government entities and cuts to social spending.
One major move the country is inching towards under U.S. guardianship, which was discussed this week, is a rollback of Iraq's huge subsidies system, which may have kept millions of Iraqis from starvation under U.S. and UK-backed sanctions imposed by the United Nations after the 1991 Gulf War.
Read it if you can stomach it.
Update 12/27: See today's post.
Chuck, please check in
Update7:30 pm :
Asian Tsunami Kills 12,300, Many More Homeless
[...]
In Los Angeles, the head of the Pacific Tsunami Warning Center said U.S. officials who detected the undersea quake tried frantically to get a warning out about the tsunami.
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"It took an hour and a half for the wave to get from the earthquake to Sri Lanka and an hour for it to get ... to the west coast of Thailand and Malaysia," he said. "You can walk inland for 15 minutes to get to a safe area."
"We tried to do what we could," he said. "We don't have contacts in our address book for anybody in that part of the world."
It's called "the Pacific Tsunami Warning Center", and it doesn't have contacts in that part of the world?
The United States said it would offer "all appropriate assistance," while the European Union pledged an initial three million euros ($4 million).
I guess we'll have to wait and see what "appropriate assistance" is. You might have thought it would be a warning in that hour during which the "Warning Center" knew about the quake.
Update 8:00 am Dec 27: The latest figure for death toll is 22,000+. Thanks for checking in, Chuck.
So how was your Christmas?
After watching The Nightmare Before Christmas, (perhaps the only good modern Christmas movie, sent to me this past week in a generous surprise package by a YWA reader - and thank you, I'll be sending a personal note), I can tell you that, if you haven't watched White Christmas, "insectile" is a good descriptor, which I hadn't thought of before, and which aptly describes Jack Skellington's legs, too. So, if you've seen Nightmare but not White Christmas, think of Jack's legs, and you'll be very close to a picture of Vera's. I always thought of her as resembling a prancing pony. The movie is worth watching just to see her dance. There really is something non-human, but utterly fascinatingly attractive about it. Like watching Jack Skellington, the Pumpkin King, stroll up the hill silhouetted by the moon.
My favorite Christmas may always be the one I spent in San Francisco at the Cannery. Years ago when I lived on Fisherman's Wharf, I took a couple of nice bottles of wine and some plastic cups down to the Cannery where the wharf's homeless people gathered to celebrate Christmas eve. They gathered at some tables in the courtyard and shared whatever they had - cigarettes, mostly. Some beer. And one old woman had a coloring book and crayons. A couple of street artists were there. One, a musician, who played his guitar for the group, and one, a very good magician, who got drunk and gave away the secrets to his card tricks. Taking nothing away from the incredible skill required to seemingly pull cards out of thin air (and do it while drunk!), I was disappointed to learn how it's done, and I tried desperately to get him to keep the secret. Alas, the alcohol told him otherwise.
Anyway, it was a very peaceful, caring and sharing evening, the likes of which I have not seen elsewhere or when for a Christmas eve celebration. A great memory.
Okay, that's all out of the way, now on to the news. It hasn't gotten any better, of course. Hope you enjoyed your respite. Hope you had one.
I've been unable to log in to tblog today until just now, so here's a collection of post-Christmas items:
Go visit The General...he's got a nice portrait of Jesus with a mullet.
And, hey...
Getcher shirts here:
And other stuff you can buy - sorry, I'm late with the Christmas gift ideas. Maybe there'll be a next year.
Bush calls for Compassion at Christmas
I absolutely agree with looking at the bigger picture and evaluating the overall health of a forest. But, what I would like to know is how you can determine the overall health of an ecosystem without considering the environmental impact of your management practices or monitoring individual species population dynamics. Hm?
Democracy in Action makes it easy for you to voice opposition to the nomination of Alberto The-king-is-above-the-law -and-the-Geneva-Conventio ns-are-quaint-and-obsolet e Gonzales for U.S. Attorney General. Although no nomination by this president is going to be a good choice.
From Apostropher:
Step Two: Play the first 10,000 digits of pi.
Step Three: Profit.
I listened to this for much longer than it probably deserved.
I don't know what it "deserves", but it captured my ear for a good long while. And, speaking of pi, did you ever watch the movie? If not...
...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.
Sources said a strong nexus between Iraqi forces and the resistance is what allowed them to carry out the most devastating attack on US troops since the beginning of the invasion. US forces have imposed a curfew in Mosul and have launched a military operation in the city, but, the sources say, this will have little effect on the problem, for the simple reason that the US-trained Iraqi military is heavily infected with people loyal to the resistance groups.
[...]
While various analysts ponder the insurgents' strategy in the lead up to next month's elections, and opine that their primary goal is to disrupt those elections, the resistance says it has a different agenda. In a message to Asia Times Online from the Netherlands, Nada al-Rubaiee, a member of the central committee of the Iraqi Patriotic Alliance, a group that is part of the Iraqi national resistance movement both inside and outside Iraq, said, "Everything in the resistance movement is clear ... There is agreement on one issue; that is, getting freedom from foreign occupying forces and their handymen."
No. No. I'm sure that's not it. They are evil people who don't want the Iraqis to be free.
According to Nada, the attack was very organized - so much so that a video of the bombing was even prepared and will soon be released.
Are we winning?
Amerika's offshore prisoner camp:
Prisoners were experimented on
And:
The Advisory Committee oversees the production of the official State Department publication Foreign Relations of the United States (FRUS).
More proof that commie rag is going down!:
• More than a half million troops serving overseas will have little holiday happiness, especially the 138,000 in Iraq.
My saddest Christmases came when I was ages 19, 20 and 21 serving in the Army in World War II. The 86th (Blackhawk) Infantry Division took me far from my South Dakota home, first to Texas and California for training, then to France, Germany and the Philippines.
[...]
Despite unhappy holidays, nearly all of us who served in WWII were proud, determined and properly armed and equipped to help defeat would-be world conquerors Hitler in Germany, Mussolini in Italy and Hirohito in Japan.
At age 80, I'd gladly volunteer for such highly moral duty again. But if I were eligible for service in Iraq, I would do all I could to avoid it. I would have done the same during the Vietnam War, as many of the politically connected did.
"Support Our Troops" is a wonderful patriotic slogan. But the best way to support troops thrust by unwise commanders in chief into ill-advised adventures like Vietnam and Iraq is to bring them home. Sooner rather than later. That should be our New Year's resolution.
James Wolcott quotes some more America-haters.
No, the goons are not being deported. We're keeping them in Washington high office for now. But Frogsdong has something to say about the privatization of Social Security:
[...]
An on-the-ground study of Iraqi casualties between April and September by Nancy Youssef of Knight Ridder newspapers demonstrated that "Operations by U.S. and multinational forces and Iraqi police are killing twice as many Iraqis — most of them civilians — as attacks by insurgents." But you’re not told this by U.S. TV’s "embedded" reporters, who’ve traded their reportorial independence for access to the boom-boom footage that drives what Time magazine has labeled the "militainment" proffered by American television. In fact, embedded reporters are enrolled in what the Pentagon calls "information operations" — a counterpart to military operations designed to exact the rosiest possible picture of the U.S. occupation from accredited reporters. Those who don’t toe the Pentagon line, and who report negatively on the occupation of Iraq and the indiscriminate effects of U.S. forces’ combat there, are simply blacklisted.
I think that's why they're called "media whores". How to get better information, or 4 Ways to Find Out What’s Really Happening in Iraq by Doug Ireland
Iraqi Christians, that is.
"Many of the things that are happening in Iraq (news - web sites) now push us to leave,
whether it be the bombing of churches or the threatening of Christians or pressuring our women to cover their heads," said Alfonse, 33, attending Christmas mass with his family at the Alliance Church in central Amman.
And, gee, I wonder what ever became of that grand idea that Christians here in the States had for embarking to Iraq, Bibles in hand. Perhaps I should ask the guy at work who signed up to go convert some Muslim. He's still here.
And....
Juan Cole has the Iraq war report summary for Christmas Day, plus a look at the happy Christmas we brought to Iraq's Christians:
But Iraq's approximately 700,000 Christians actually are having to hide their celebrations for fear of violence from radical Muslim extremists. Borzou Daragahi reports that most Iraqi Christians are declining to put out Christmas lights or symbols, and many are attending daytime masses or none at all for fear of car bombs. Many masses have even been cancelled by the churches. Christians had been relatively safe under the Baath regime.
Saturday, December 25, 2004
And so this is Christmas*
In modern times, religion and politics began to be understood as occupying separate spheres, and the nativity story became spiritualized and sentimentalized, losing its political edge altogether. "Peace" replaced resistance as the main motif. The baby Jesus was universalized, removed from his decidedly Jewish context, and the narrative's explicit critiques of imperial dominance and of wealth were blunted.
This is how it came to be that Christmas in America has turned the nativity of Jesus on its head. No surprise there, for if the story were told today with Roman imperialism at its center, questions might arise about America's new self-understanding as an imperial power. A story of Jesus born into a land oppressed by a hated military occupation might prompt an examination of the American occupation of Iraq. A story of Jesus come decidedly to the poor might cast a pall over the festival of consumption. A story of the Jewishness of Jesus might undercut the Christian theology of replacement.
But a growing number of Bible scholars and archaeologists are rocking the foundations of Christian faith by suggesting they have identified a different birthplace for Jesus.
They claim to have amassed a considerable body of evidence for their theory but say Church leaders are in no mood to listen.
Ed: No, and for good reason – the account has St. Matthew making a switcheroo for political purposes. Political!?! Jesus? Christ! What are you people suggesting?! Read the article.
Good morning and happy holidays to you all.
Happy holidays? Why does Bush want to banish Christmas? I can't wait to tune in to O'Reilly and listen as he has the courage to stand up against those who wish to banish Christmas. I look forward to the press releases from James Dobson and the Christian Defense Coalition on Bush's attack on Christianity. And next weekend I'll get on my feet and cheer as Pat Robertson hits the Sunday talkies coming to the defense of Christmas everywhere.
For a few humbugs out there, however, "Happy Holidays" has been stripped of its goodness and turned into a hideous attack on Christmas. Did you think you were being kind and inclusionary in your seasons greeting? Well, you were wrong! Little did you know that you were actually saying "Up yours, baby Jesus".
And, just in case that doesn't get the message across, there's.....
The chicken nativity set (available at Our American Heritage - there are others, if you're not a chicken fan - the moose nativity is nice)...


*
A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
And so this is Christmas
For weak and for strong
For rich and the poor ones
The world is so wrong
And so happy Christmas
For black and for white
For yellow and red ones
Let's stop all the fight
A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
And so this is Christmas
And what have we done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
Ans so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young
A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
War is over
If you want it
War is over
Now...
---John Lennon
(hear it)

But, wait. Don't leave just yet, I found a little cheer...
Have a Holly Jolly Christmas (an .mp3 file - sung by my favorite guru at age 3).
And have a holly jolly, regardless of the news I bring you, okay?
...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.
Friday, December 24, 2004
Battle Hymn of the Republic
With a longing in his bosom - for other's goods an itch;
Christ died to make men holy, let men die to make us rich;
Our God is marching on.
Situation FUBAR
[...]
The intelligence assessment suggests there was a lack of rigour in the vetting procedures for posts in the Iraqi security forces.
It says: "The US military and Iraqi government should have been aware of the history of persons they appointed to positions."
The lack of effective action by the interim Iraqi government "left the door open for the terrorist groups to work freely in secure areas", it says, adding that better vetting is essential."Each appointment must be seriously reviewed."
And that was a report created last month, before the mess tent blast caused by a suicide bomber who waltzed right in unchallenged.
Going to war with the army you have
The unit's M-60 machine guns reportedly were in such bad condition when the soldiers deployed in February that one sergeant -- in a section of a post-training summary sent to his commanders that was titled "gun maintenance" -- wrote: "Perhaps we should throw stones?"
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In the summary document obtained by the Los Angeles Times, the sergeant reported that some soldiers had arrived in Iraq without ever having fired some of the weapons they would use in war. Military commanders at the Fort Bliss complex, which straddles the Texas-New Mexico line, had misread mobilization orders, costing the soldiers a month of training, the sergeant wrote.
"We have been called away from our homes and families for hostile operations. We are owed a chance to be trained properly and given the tools to obtain that objective," the sergeant wrote.
You'd think.
Freedom's just another word
In Tony Blair's England, an internal passport in the form of a national ID card has been instituted, you can be arrested for making politically incorrect remarks about officially protected minority groups, and spy cameras are on every corner, yet the Brits get off scot "free." Bollocks.
Oh, and by the way, following my post on China's negotiations with Canada, Venezuela and Iraq, Justin has this little tidbit:
Libya, Oh Libya
After a foiled assassination plot, name calling has turned into diplomatic woes.
I just love it when this guy is in the news. Such a dandy. His outfits are to die for.