Saturday, December 4, 2004

They can't just go away quietly

Everybody's a showboat - a bigger scare than the last one.

When Secretary of Health and Human Services Tommy Thompson resigned yesterday, he issued a warning of a possible terror attack on the nation̢۪s food supply.

"For the life of me, I cannot understand why the terrorists have not attacked our food supply, because it is so easy to do," Thompson said. "We are importing a lot of food from the Middle East, and it would be easy to tamper with that."
Columbia Tribune article

For the life of me, I can't figure out how we got so many dumbfux in public office. It won't occur to you Red Staters (Red is a State of mind) that if it were that easy, and the terrorists really wanted to kill us all like Washington and its minions want you to believe, then the terrorists would have already done it.

Food poisoning, Thompson said, is something he worries about "every single night."

And I've got your solution right here, Tommy-boy: quit eating. It's so easy to do.

Also yesterday, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld - scarred by postwar violence and prison scandal in Iraq - accepted Bush̢۪s request that he remain for the second-term Cabinet.

Well, thank god. I'd hate to lose that freak.

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