AWOL

"We begin tonight with a simple, indisputable fact: as a young man, pResident George W. Bush benefitted from family connections to get a place in the Texas Air National Guard, thus avoiding service in Vietnam. As you would guess, this has led to calls for the resignation of Dan Rather." - Jon Stewart.

Lifted from Maru

Relying on Free Republic losers to "fact-check" the media is like relying on the proverbial roomful of typing monkeys, except with somewhat more feral howling and feces-flinging.

[UPDATE: Re: the laws of logic failing all around us, I think that drastic action is required. I feel like our ancestors must have felt when, suddenly, in the middle of the day, the Sun appeared to be consumed by a black disc, plunging the world into darkness. Is this the end? they wondered. Has the universe come off its clockwork, and is it now hurtling madly to apocolypse and entropy? Well, is it? I don't know the answer, and neither did they, but they sure knew the solution - BLOOD SACRIFICE. I'm not saying this will necessarily work, but it's worth a try, at least. Tomorrow, in the mystick silvered light of autumn's gloaming, at the central plaza at The Mall of America, we will slaughter Dan Rather.]

The Poor Man

Read all of his post. It's good.

...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.