Free campaign time

Maru has a bit of the transcript from installment one of Beavis and Butthead on Fox. Unsurprisingly, we are going to be treated to a continuation of catchy phrases that Butthead can remember and blame shifting. The Congress, you will note, has got to be "fiscally wise" with "our money". But do read Maru's transcript. It's, well....it's Maru. And, in a previous post, she nails the phrases you will be most likely to hear in the "debates".

Some of what we think will be GW Bush's talking points during the debates:
- 9/11 changed everything
- Saddam used weapons against his own people!
- If I have to choose between taking the word of a madman and protecting the 'Merican people, I choose the 'Merican people everytime.
- The world is better off without Saddam in power
- I inherited a recession
- He's gonna raise taxes
- We're turnin' the corner
- Mixed messages embolden the terrists/hurt our troops
- Saddam refused to let the inspectors in
- Changin' his position

The man is a broken record of trite advertising jingles.

...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.