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"Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals"

Delivered by John Kerry on David Letterman

10. No estate tax for families with at least two US presidents.

9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.

8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to Halliburton.

7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.

6. Attorney General Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S. Constitution.

5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.

4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa to cover the whole damn thing.

3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.

2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it "nuclear" instead of "nucular."

1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future.

Why did it take so long for the Bush campaign to agree on a debate schedule?

"The big hang-up was George Bush wanted to get life lines, you know, so he could call somebody. " - John Kerry, appearing this morning on "Live With Regis and Kelly."

Seen at Maru's WTF.